Thursday Thirteen - Spam Email Subjects

My Thursday Thirteen for this week are Spam Email Subjects. I get the most ridiculous spam emails! Then they try to lure you with an even insane subject, lol. I wrote it the same way it is in the emails for the full effect, lol. If you would like to join the fun go here. Come on you know you want to!

1. Contract And Inheritance fund Payment Notification
2. UNITED NATIONS AND WORLD BANK GROUP APPROVAL PAYMENT VALUED $8.3M.
3. KINDLY RESPONSE IF HONEST
4. CONTACT US FBI.
5. Mutual Benefit
6. Email message from you dated on the 10 june-2009
7. CONGRATULATIONS!!! WINNING NOTIFICATION: Ref Liuk/5020/0261/
8. ACCEPT IN GOOD FAITH
9. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SPECIAL DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY.
10. We prepared your beer
11. LETTER OF ENQUIRY ON YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT 10- 06- 09
12. PLEASE CONFIRM THIS TRANSFER CALL THIS NUMBER +234-806-245-3086
13. Lets play around and get naughty

The one I find most funny is #4, lol. Right, the FBI is going to contact me by email! Here is an excerpt from the email..

This is an official advice from the FBI foreign Remittance / telegraphic dept; it has come to our notice that the C.B.N Bank Nigeria district has released 10,500,000.00 US dollars into bank of America in your name as the beneficiary, by inheritance
means.